HALIFAX: RE: Dirty Fat Man Can’t Use The Computer

I mean two hours to turn on your computer, that’s all you talk about to people.

“My computer, my computer….everyone wait….I need to use my computer but it might take two hours to turn it on.”

Fuck you.

Can you imagine your main life conversation revolves around how long it takes to turn on your computer.

Then the real story around here is insurance cases, like in tenant responsible flooding where their insurance gets voided.

Maybe I’m ahead on this story about condensation insurance.

Then the guy is like 240 pounds and can’t fix his own gyp rock and the place is full of condensation.

Maybe if your house wasn’t saturated with condensation your computer would turn on in less than two hours.

Then blagh….

Right through the living room window they got this big black spot around the lamps in their living room from condensation…then the stink makes you instanty vomit.

Those people got these dirty living rooms and at night you can see around their lamps they have a big wet dark spot in the room from condensation.

Like around the lights and lamps you can see at night this big wet spot in the living room, then the fat guy pretends to talk like a woman and thinks he passes it off, but he really is just a fat man crossdressing.

What kind of house would that be to live in….blaaaghhh.

Updated, right…

That guys live tv or something I mean, this morning I mean after an ice, rain and snow storm…

Now there’s this super bad smell in the area and that’s part of it.