Author: Jason MacKenzie

RE: Blue Screen Update

My point is I was trying to say, my new studio is gonna have remote blue screen.

Like with my drum kit and guitar hooked up to it….

Now the royaly company can blue screen right into my party at home and work on our CD and sex tape with us, like on news bloopers.

Then they gotta rip all them tapes to digital for the remote file server for the page we’re making.

Diary Update, Valentines Day 2026

It’ true, I can be your valentine this year because I’m single….

It took me like a fucking hour to think of that line for my post.

Like when people read this page, they know I’m out and single…when I get back I can post those lines I use when I go out.

I’m just not someone to be married right now, band stuff.. etc., school work I did is now regular life, apartment maintainence.

I mean read my about page, there’s gotta be someone to read the page while I go out single.

Then when I get back I’ll blog to them about what I did.

I have no plans for marriage, like with my planned retirement and professional resume.

It’s not like I hang out at bars or anything, but like being in a metal band when I go out partying everyone hangs off me pulling my clothes off and stuff…it’s probably not their fault I mean I’m the one with the hot body and professional resume.

I don’t mind valentines day even if I am single, most people never get mobbed by girls at parties and stuff with all that…

Some wife won’t put up with all that, that’s why I why I bought my readers with high traffic web domain names.

Anyway, I’ll be at home working on lines for my page you can all read after your date this weekend for valentines day.

Like, I mean until we get back together on Monday on here my text page.

INTERNET: RE: News Blooper Reel

I’ll try and remember how all that works…

The blooper reel is a promotion at the news stations for comedy segments they make during the show.

That’s where all the hot girl clips are at, plus it’s a no bra fashion show…that’s one of the things “going on” like my blue screen at home I could appear on that remote, they had me on those acts from the rail road do the no bra promotion like ballet with thongs and shit.

That’s the kind of material they do on news blooper tapes.

RE: Dentist Office Pictures

To keep up, I was getting my teeth fixed for my fifteen to retirement…then covid so I fucked off and went back to ballet after weightlifting…just like I said…”CN Rail” or some royalty company put out a photo of me dressed up as a girl at the dentist…

HAAHAHA, that’s the Death Metal concert you guys are all at.

They all went through every dentist around me until they found it….they all think that’s http://www.collapse.band hahahaha.

I might add that to my sex tape I mentioned I’m making, I’ll put a video up then them cleaning my teeth for the sex tape.

Anyway, someone else does all that and I’m never there.

Now watch the Slam Metal video’s coming out…they’ll all be a girl at the dentist office getting snuffed in a sex video in them from now on murdering my likeness.

I can hear them already…

“Oh , Oh…I don’t mind going to that dentist because Jason MacKenzie is a girl on that page and a boy on the metal page.”

Now they’ll all be running down to the dentist office looking at all the drills and stuff.