Author: Jason MacKenzie

HALIFAX: Wackos On The Bus

I didn’t have much posted lately because if external things, like the file nusances here in Halifax took me forever to fix, so I dropped pages because the prices fluxulate too much between five dollars..no thanks thats a money pit.

I’m not paying all that, plus currency exchange prices…instead I’ll post more later on the smaller pages.

I was out on the transit, I’m single tho for real….I mean everyones’s working and stuff and I don’t have time to keep up with those routines…like I’m not busy, then you have to date around that, no thanks.

It was so gross on the bus, I mean tho…the sex shop is there if you are single…but again, you go there single and they try and sell you a prostate dildo set massager…that stuff takes so much time up man if you’re busy.

I mean you got no girlfriend you can go to the sex shop and talk to them….I just mean they try and sell you these time consuming products like a sex toy chest.

Then I was just getting my Benelyn cough syrup, a joint and a carmel latte at McDonalds the day before cheque day.

Then I needed fifty dollars worth of Advil and I was stuck in the house all week with a headache and some cold.

So there was this girl who was sick too on the bus with a fever, snots everywhere …coughing, sneezing…sore neck, like a runny nose etc.

This guy runs on the bus and sat down next to her and started kissing her with snots her face and started making out with her!

They said he was watching a porno on the phone, I mean even with a subscription that’s like what a few pay per views a month price is all I would have time for and they are ten years old the ones I watched…

Then the guy thought she was trying to go out with him and the girl was sweating on the video and then he thought she looked like the porno and started making out with her with a runny nose and didn’t know her!

So gross!

HALIFAX: GRAIN SILO CLOSING

Finally the biggest eyesore in Halifax is closing over at Point Pleasant Park and Atlantic Street.

You talk about out of date.

With the money the city will save from canelled T4 slip paper will pay for new cheap imported bread and grain products…

My joke was Halifax is a British port city…in fact Halifax is probably better off using Jamiaca as a service location anyway.

I mean if you live in Australlia then Halifax is Jamiaca to you anyway.

Now the shipping port over at the old British ruins at the port just threw out some grain silo business…

They mean on tv locally that the old grain silo is a new open market here in Halifax now no competition.

CANADA: Reminder, New Holiday

In September in Canada has a new Holiday on September 30.

It’s Truth & Reconcilation Day.

Or something like that.

So August is Back To School sale, then Labor Day Weekend.

Then after that for the rest of the month of September the teachers are all standing up at the school at assembly reading to them and sharing their experiences about the new holiday.

I assume citing long form texts and presenting new research thesis for grants to write about the new holiday.

This new holiday represents the meetings about the new treaty with Native Americans that led to the first Thanksgiving.

At the conclusion of this holiday weekend students will be versed with classes about Thanksgiving / Halloween and then ready to start October on Tuesday.

NFL: RE: Two Point Plays

I get sick of University Football players asking me what’s going on outside with two points.

Like out back in locker room at the shower, “hey Jason, I see you went back to ballet and act as a fake girl in plays….why don’t you tell me about two point conversions?”

My only point is, if you know Football Rules….you can say this back.

“Right…well it looks like we’re start at 25 yards and goal and play for two points for five minutes.”

Anyway, if you were all in the mens shower with us you would have got the joke.