Tag: Update

RE: Food Court Gossip

You should hear that quiff I mentioned at the Mic Mac Mall going on about the Superbowel but he can’t count in two points.

Slandering MY page to the Food Court staff saying Jason Mackenzie (me the big penis victim here in the story) is taking the menopause doctor and Amy Lawerence on a trip to Jamica after the Superbowl.

Only three hours from Halifax.

See what I mean about the quiff.

The football team is at St. Mary’s but the menopause climic is at Dalhousie.

See.

You can’t even take it.

I mean, I said to the guy, the bum…

If they think I’m taking them on a trip because their big internet stars with their 3000 followers and I got a big penis why I go through all that for a date with a cheerleader standing there?

See, I told you he’s a bum and a quiff.

My point is down at Dal they’ll tell him at the psych lab he’s only familar with his poor surroundings with being a bum, that’s why he’s in love with the menopause doctor and thinks I’m taking her and Amy Lawerence to Jamica.

In reality, I just let the cheerleader hold my platimum credit card, or pre paid to the quiff what’s the difference, and then bang….

I’m there with no effort.

See, if I worked at the menopause clinic at Dal or “Comminity Services” , I throw that case out for being garbage, like the story from the quiff with nothing in it, and then he gets mad because I have a big penis and not scared of women at the menopause clinic.

Note, to Derek Jeter etc., down at ESPN…Amy Lawerence quit her job last night after the Superbowl now she’s probaby taking over your spot on pime time because her stats are a bigger draw than that batting average thing in the hall of fame stats book.

ps. I think she meant she fired you last night on her show…hopefully you guys on ESPN wern’t the ones calling her up on the show lying like last week.

Next file.

NEWS: Story Breaking In The News

So they’re all over there at the Mic Mac Mall squadding….

Just like always in Halifax….dead baby in the oven.

Every time here.

Like this…

They’re all down there bumming, hiding the garbage bags from the mall staff and litering garbage…

Now what you goy a dead kid in the garbage over there hiding it and carrying it around in a blizzard on Superbowl Sunday or what?

Maybe they they took the corpse to the mall before their friends came over for the Superbowl game.

Like I said before some man wife from some band people said wouldn’t leave the kitchen and always talked over people in the kitchen…they said he had a dead kid buried in the backyard.

Maybe the hobo living down there in Westphal Plaza knows where…the hobo lookout.

RE: Superbowl Weekend

Well I stopped listening because they started talking about politics on Amy Lawerence on Radio Infinity Sportsnet…yet, I have been getting Halifax Mooseheads CHL coverage.

That’s my point, football shows are huge year round but the game isn’t so if you follow radio you know way better what the players will be doing on Superbowl Weekend, I mean they are always on about specific players they follow with fans on call in radio.

Diary Update, Superbowl Weekend

It’s storming pretty bad here in Halifax…I think they have different weather downtown rather than out by the airport on Highway 107.

Now we got bad jip rock from the cyclone after a few years and wet snow and mild flooding.

I was out in the County area here in HRM and now its all water build up and leakage.

Like the celing in the house is wet from wind and leaves and water froze from storm damage.

It’s pretty common, now you have to drain all this water out of the roof and replace all the silcion.

I don’t know if that’s a bad flood or not, then after that they gotta dry the roof and celing, like to stop the leak.

That was my whole point, if your roof gets damaged in a storm you gotta at least stay in the house / apartment to stop the leak…like a few mop fulls of water.

Now you got the celing drying after re siliconing …like you have to do that first anyway.

Dry the celing and mop the water, someone has to stay there and do that during the flood.

Then I went to the dentist and I’m replacing several fillings with implants so I finally got a price on that.

RE: Cover Bands On Archive

See…

You look at all this youtube press and then on the videos don’t match the cover photos for the tour ….like for the strip club tour.

My point is, its public domain the cover band and stage names….I don’t care if it changed and someone new does it on public domain.

Like I might be on some old ones and a new band does it now on public domain.

I couldn’t care less, my pics are probably better tho.

RE: My Other Music Acts….

Like I’ve been blogging about, you go to archive pages on open source and there tons of archives there.

From 1990’s to about the start of this blog here in Halifax is the time frame.

I used to do trade show presentations and tons of cover band acts under different names and joke names, today I don’t have a full list because it’s supposed to be secret a long time ago…like at guitar clinics and stuff and the acts in demand were cover bands and I played a girl in tons of them at shows and stuff and you’ll have to go by the pictures.

I mean it’s all getting posted on archive now, but I’m trying to stick to the original concept for old acts.

So I have no full list, but I’m dressed up as a girl playing a girl in bands all over the internet.

Then the Death Metal band I did Collapse had no pictures because there was no one to play the tour live.

So now I have all these songs and pictures, but no band to play tours because it’s pretty obsolete these days.

So to stick with the original concepts I don’t say which one are me, but they are signing and dancing acts.

So some stuff is maybe current, but mostly I’ll be doing studio work for new versions and no tour plus text and web traffic and have a seven year degree now.

Updated, So I wanna say this is my “unmasked” period where you find out that those pictures are me Jason MacKenzie this page…but there’s no list but I’m the lead guitar player.

If I get a complete list or do more of this stuff in the future I’ll post that list for my “unmasked” period so people can see it, plus that’s why I left Death Metal, no ones playing anyway to me where I live, to go back to dancing and ballet anyway.