Those are PG versions…
Bootleg or not, other versions focus on negativity and revenge.
The Karate Kid on Tubi is a PG version about relationships and sports, UHF is only PG for Weird Al.
My point is this, these are romance versions, I mean maybe if I was some hot shot I’d have time for the alternate one.
All you hanging around people must have time for that during the week…
Running a band on the internet and finding romance movies for my readers not in your schedule at day jobs.